Ask O'tho Anything!It's really quite beautiful up here in Alaska Land, except for the nearly constant sun, and the millions of frigging mesquitoes. Oh yeah, and The lack of women, corn dogs, D&D, Chicken wings, strip clubs, pool halls, or any of the other numerous things that made my life oh so grand. How joyous I am.
Anyho, bored as I am with the constant drudgery of work, sleep, and hobo killing that I seem to be stuck in here, and frankly looking to find a way to help fill my mostly useless off time I am hoping this might actually get some responses.
So here it is....Ask me what ever question is nagging you at the time your on my page, or if you find one...come back and ask. If you wish the question and answer to be private feel free to make use of the note function thingy, and it will be respected, as I have no reason to be an asshole. Other wise feel free to post it on the main page.
Note: If you don't like any of my works(Meaningless scribbles of semi-coherent thought), feel free to tell me why. Though please make a point, if you just want to say "You're a sucky loser head" feel free to send a note.
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under the water,
you left me drowning.
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under the water,
you left me drowning.
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Give unto me your troubles
I'll endure your suffering
Place onto me your burden
I'll drink your deadly poison
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Give unto me your troubles
I'll endure your suffering
Place onto me your burden
I'll drink your deadly poison
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Also available in 'sober'
I'm the friendly village idiot, oh and the line at the bottom is awsome.
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Never judge a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes, because when you do... You'll be a mile away, and you'll have his shoes.
Click the Draken50 and Ask O'tho Anything!
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Also available in 'sober'
LAYER ONE:
-- Name: Wayne “O’tho” Lafond
-- Birthdate: August 29, 1985
-- Birthplace: Phoenix, Arizona
-- Current location: Prescott, Arizona.
-- Eye color: Hazel, Brown, Green, and sometimes Blue
-- Hair color: Black
-- Height: ~5'11"
-- Righty or lefty: Righty
LAYER TWO
-- Your heritage: Half French, other Half mutt.
-- The shoes you wore today: Black Steel Toed Boots.
-- Your weakness: My inability to focus or plan ahead.
-- Your fears: Boredom, Fire, and Howler Monkeys
-- Your perfect pizza: Pepperoni and Pineapple
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: Getting started on a career path perhaps Nursing
LAYER THREE
-- Your most overused phrase: I look good in the dark, or from far away.
-- Your thoughts first waking up: Is it noon already?
-- Your best physical feature: My color changing eyes.
-- Your bedtime: Somewhere around Dawn.
-- Your most missed memory: My first Kiss..
LAYER FOUR
-- Soda: Dr. Pepper
-- Fast food joint: Wendy’s
-- Adidas or Nike: Adidas, but I prefer boots
-- Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
-- Cappuccino or coffee: Coffee straight, with a cigarette
LAYER FIVE
-- Smoke: Tobacco.... constantly
-- Cuss: All the time, but I edit myself.
-- Sing: Bluesy or just way to deep.
-- Take a shower every day: Sometimes two.
-- Have a crush(es): Only on Imaginary women
-- Do you think you've been in love: Yes, twice
-- Want to go to college: If I could get the degree without it, I would
-- Like high school: Like a bad itch
-- Want to get married: Someday maybe.
-- Believe in yourself: I am a demigod
-- Get motion sickness: Yes
-- Think you're attractive: When people aren’t looking.-- Think you're a health freak: Deep Fried Bacon
-- Get along with your parents: Mutual ignorance is our best friend.
-- Like thunderstorms: I love them, especially in Urban areas.
-- Play an instrument: Guitar, Saxophone, spoons... those count right.
LAYER SIX
In the past month have you...
-- Drank alcohol: Sake, Beer, Vodka
-- Smoked: All the time.
-- Done a drug: nope
-- Had sex: A few times
-- Made out: Alot
-- Gone on a date: Maybe one... I think.
-- Gone to the mall: Nope
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: No
-- Eaten sushi: No
-- Been on stage: No stage to be on
-- Gone skating: No Ice to skate on
-- Made homemade cookies: No, but I ate homemade cookies
-- Gone skinny-dipping: Sorry, but I am WAY to pasty, I glow like a lightbulb
-- Dyed your hair: Nope
-- Stolen anything: Porn, Beer, a comb... well they left them in their rooms after checkout
LAYER SEVEN
Ever...
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: Yes, about two months ago... In a Jacuzzi, I got cold.... things went down hill. *hangs head in shame*
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Blackout Night is avalible on tape.
-- Been caught doing something: Uhhhh.... having sex with one of the hotel’s customers... Oops
-- Been called a tease: A lot.... and then I ummm, proved I ... wasn’t *Looks down*
-- Gotten beaten up: A couple times
-- Shoplifted: Boooks
-- Changed who you were to fit in: Yeah... I did before
LAYER EIGHT
-- Age you hope to be married: Uhhh..... after I’m done traveling
-- Numbers and names of children: I don't have any.
-- Describe your dream wedding: We’re both in Viking battle armor, slaughtering the hordes of hell
-- How do you want to die: On the throne like “The King” or saving the world by satisfying a bus full of cheerleaders.
-- Where do you want to go to college: I don’t.
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: A superhero, or paid to do nothing.
-- What country would you most like to visit: Japan, Australia, or Ireland
-- Who do you love: John, Quinn, Rian, My dog, a couple of women, my family, and the invetor of the corn dog.
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Never judge a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes, because when you do... You'll be a mile away, and you'll have his shoes.
Click the Draken50 and Ask O'tho Anything!
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Never judge a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes, because when you do... You'll be a mile away, and you'll have his shoes.
Click the Draken50 and Ask O'tho Anything!
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